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  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
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 -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk

          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull

           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^

 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.

                                            
                                           
          (__)                     )__(    Note the          vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)    pointed feet      ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/     I suspect         ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||      it's about       /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||      their dancing   (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv      styles.         (~~)

 American Cow              Polish (Kasai) Cow            Australian Cow



          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
 start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Caesar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer


                   (___)               (__)      (__)
                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
           / |     ||V                   |        |
          *  ||----||                    ||------||
             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
   The cyclops that Odysseus and      This cow lived with
    his crew met had this cow            Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                    (____)               (____)                         (____)                     
                    (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /               \  /
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/                 \/
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvador      No one was sure whether          Lewis Carroll's cow
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four 
                                                           legs or eight

                          (__)
          (__)            (oo)         (__)
          (oo)            /\/          (oo)
   /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
  / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
 *  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
    OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
 
  Cow-vertible      .     .     .


                               (__)
 *_                     *_     ( oo             *_
   \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
    \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
     ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
     OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

                     Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)


  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
               Twins                         Cow Catcher

                              (__)
          (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
          (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
   /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
  / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
 *  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                     ^^      ^^
  Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
      Cow                Cow


          (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
          (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
   /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
  / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
 *  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



                         (__)                        (__)
                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)

        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||

   (New) Jersey Cow


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"


           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------

                  Cow-struction worker.

                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :

            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 Bill Bixby        Bela Lugosi      Boris Karloff  Claude Rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow
                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (____)
                (oo)//                         (oooo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/\/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||  ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||  ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^

    Mathematical        Television      This cow does disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the moon


                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient


                                               (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
   It's a plane...                             //  \\    (Bruce Holstein)
                                              //   //
                                             ^^   ^^


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat


           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
 

          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
 *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
 Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow


                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
 *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow


          ____
         (____)
                                .xxxx.
          (__)                  '(oo)`
          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
 *  ||----||               ~~    ~
    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
    holy cow            armed and dangerous


          (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull


                  __________________________________
         }__{    /      Send YOUR cow pictures to    \
         (00)   ( dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
  :****** \/ ==='\___________________________________/'
 : #     ##
   ##****##
   ""    ""


 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/

The attempt results in an udder disaster.


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licensed to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow


   The cow that didn't jump
   over the moon.
   ------------------------         !
                                    !
                                    ^
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                 |     |                         launch pad...
                                 |     |
   ROCKET,                       |     |
   TAKING OFF                    |     |
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
   THERE IS A                    |     |
   COW ON THE                    |     |
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
                               / |##!##| \
                              /  |##!##|  \
                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |
                             | /  ( | )  \ |
                             |/   ( | )   \|
                                 ((   ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                ((  :  ))
                                 ((   ))
                                  (( ))
                                   ( )
                                    .                         *
                                    .
                                           _           _           *
                                     *     \\ *=      //
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                  //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
               ________________________________________________ = * \\
                ==============================================
               //        //           !!           \\        \\
              //        //            ||            \\        \\


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula


  ____             ____                                |+++++|
 |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
 |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
 |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
 |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
 -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
   -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
      \  |  __________________________________/
      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
     / /  \ \
     ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?


         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
 * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
 
 Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter


 *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
 Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking


          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing


   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//


(___)
(  --
 \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
   \O


-----------------------------------------------------------------------
 ------------------------- Teil 2 --------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

             ...:::///  THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

             Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                   ________________________
          (__)    /                        \          * OFFICIAL EDITION *
          (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )
   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||             
    ^^    ^^             
      Cow                

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant


          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ^^      ^^
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice


            )    (                         _
            (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
           / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
           (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
            (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
   /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
  / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
 *  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
    ~~    ~~
      Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo

      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/


    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989


       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
     |                \/                ||                       \/
    _|_                                _||                       ||
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
    []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                       *  ||----||
                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
                                                          Cowraffe

                                              *      *
                                               \    /
                                                \  /
       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
   |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||

                         "COWCH POTATO"
                                                  +------------+         +
                                                  | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
                        |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
 ----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
 |\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
 |  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
 |  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
 \  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
  \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
    ----------                       +                           (    )
     Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
                                                                  o  o
                                                     Psycho Cow (with knife)
          (__)
          (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
   /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
  / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |
 *  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
    ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
  The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
                                                   |(__) \           / (__)|
                 \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
                  \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                  /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
       Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
       trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
               / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
           ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
              \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
               \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
                \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                 \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                  \/___________\/                             \:/
                  /             \
                 /               \

          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
./ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
   ^^    ^^
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow


                              (___)
                              (  OO
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
 |                              |                  |                   |
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
 |                                                                     |
 |                                                                     |
  (                                    ______                         )
   (                                  /      \                       )
     (                               /        \                    )
        (                            |        |                 )
           |                         |        |              |
           |                         |        |              |
           |_________________________|________|______________|
  \ \
   \ \
    \ \
     \ \   (__)
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
   /---\----\/                                                 /
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
             /\------\                          ^  ^    /
            (oo)      \                                /
            (--)       *                              /

Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking

          ______________________
         |                      |\
         |       (__)           | |
         |       (oo)           | |
         |        \/            | |
         |       / \ \          | |
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
   _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____

                cow-lliope in the circus parade

      *
       \
    w   \    w                                        (__)
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
     \\/  \//                                          \/
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/
     /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^
   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *
    \ ______ /
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus



             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                          |  |
                                                          ~  ~
          (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
          (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
   /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
  / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
 *  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
    ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)
           A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                      / \/       ____________
                                                     /   \===^__|            |
                 ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
           (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
           (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
    /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
   / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
  *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
     ^^    ^^    ----------------------
            Just a humble cownoisseur


    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                     \/
                         a cownfluence

                                                  _______
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
         |  |  |                                 |       |
         |  |  |                                 |_______|
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow

                 _
        ________|@|________
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
         |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
         |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
         | _____ |     (__)
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
         ||_____||______\|
         |_______|_______|
                                                              ----------------
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
                                                 ( ----0      ----------------
                  (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_
                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O
           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
            ||      ||                      /____________\
            ^^      ^^
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow

                           @ @
                            @@@ @
                              @@ @
               Pffii           @@@@ @@
         ___________D           @@@@@@
        |________  |            _______
         (__)   | /             \     /
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____

                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow

                                              o         _____________
                                              /\       /             \
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
       \/----///\                     /-------\/
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                       ^^    ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow


      o          o               o              o             o       o
 o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
     o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
           O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
 o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
          (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
   /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
    ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry

                                        ___
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                      Christmas Cowols

                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  |----------------------|                         /\
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  |                      |                /            \ \
  |                      |          ----------------------------
  |______________________|
                                              \/
  |----------------------|                  o-@@
  |______________________|
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
   ----------------------
      Mark Rothko Cow

                                                         ____________________
 -----------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
 -----------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Vache     |
 -----------------------------------------------         --------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow


            oo                    --
                                                           \/


       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow


                     II
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-

               What cows think when people MOO at them


           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hammed Ali                  Cow Bell.


            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow


                            (__)                              (__)
                            (oo)                              (oo)
            /--------------- \/                / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F S! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
              "COWLENDER"                        "COWCULATOR"

   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege


          (__)
          (oo)
   /-------\/                           #         #
  / |     ||                            \\       //
 *  ||----||\                            \\     //
    ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
              \                           |     |
               |                          |     |
               |                          |     |
               |                          / \_/  \        (__)
               |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
               |                        //        \\       /\
   ___________\|/___________
         Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party


         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis


        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
              Cow-pooling                             rollerskating cow

                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

                                                                       (       )
               (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
               (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
   /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
  / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
 *  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
    ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
    ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
   Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows


           (__)                                     (__)
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|

             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter



             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
    *____/|________|                            \|________|

    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler


      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
       / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //

  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run


  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow


                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars

                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage


            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that
                                                      the vice president has a
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                (+o)
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                      ==        ==    --
           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey


                                                               /.
                                                         moo  /`'\  .
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
 ------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                    \                         /       /         /
                          Ech-cow   (echo)

                  ________________                  (__)
          ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
          (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
   /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
  / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
 *  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
    ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
 Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/

      *             .                 .    ,
           .           .     *        .      .
                     .                                 *
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
        -   *   -                (       .      |
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
         .                       / \\        ,      |
        ,      *         *      /   /\\
                   .           /\\ /       .           .
          *           .       /   \\             .         .
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .

                           The Milky Way


                      \  /         ________________________________
                       \/         /                                \
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
         *    (    ) //       O
          \  (\\    //       o
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
 |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
 \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
     |||      || //||     |||
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\
      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
                 . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
                '.'.`                                    \_O_/
             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow


   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
          (           -                        -               |  =s
O                               |            *
                  |           O        \      \       -  |
             |                                   \               |
        -                    -                |

)
       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.


                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
 \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)


                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  \/                             \___/
                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                /   /\\                           \ /
                               /\\ /                               v
                    /         /   \\                               |
                             /                             <-------|------->
                       /    *                                      |
                 |\                                                |
           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
            /          \\                                        __|__
               /         \\                                         \   /
 /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
            /                \\                                  | V |
        /         /            \\                                |   |
              /                  \\                              |   |
                   /               \\                            W   W
                                     \\
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                   The dreaded cowtapult


    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake


           ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
          ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
    _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
   /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
  / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
 *  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
    ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
      "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)


                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  |                                                      |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
           / /(__) || |                                                      |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
 |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

                           "The Moo-vers are here!"


         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^

     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise


         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

                                                      \    /          ____
          |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
          (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
   /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
  / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
 *  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
    ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
 Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev


                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner

                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              __\_/__
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT

                                        |\
                                        |[]         |\
                                   (__) |           |[]         |\
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
 ----------------                              o           |================|
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o


       ______________________________
      /                              \
     (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
      \________________  ____________/
                       ) )                                            ()
                (__)   //                                            (  )
          (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
         /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
   /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
  / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
 *  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
    ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
      Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi

                                                   (__)                  |====|
   /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
  / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
 *  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
    ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                            ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
         Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
 (with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)


           /\                                               __
          {__}                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow

  _____          _________________
 /     \        /                 \
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
 \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
           (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^
    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
   / |     ||                    ||----||  \               /----\
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
     ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga

                                                         ^^    ^^
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                     / v-' ||                   ><
                                 /==========|                  (  )
                                //         ||                  (oo)
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
 * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                         ^^    ^^
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule

                                  (__)                 (__)
         ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
          ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
          (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
   /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
  / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
 *  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
    ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein
 Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween


          (__)                                |\/|               (__)
          (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
    __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
  / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
 *  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
  Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
  (very handy)    portable COW



----------------------------------------------------------------------
 --------------------------- Teil 3 ----------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------

             ...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

             Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                   ________________________
          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
          (oo)   (    We're back!           )
   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||             
    ^^    ^^             
      Cow                

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow



         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------\/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe


        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe



          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow star-gazing


                                                   |
                                                  \|/
                                               ----*----
                                                  /|\
                                                   |

                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / |     ||
          *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^

  Cow wishing upon a star




                     ________                       _______
            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
     /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
    / |     ||                     / |     ||
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                          @@\0 0/@@
                                                            (o o)
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
              /                          /             //    ***    \\
             /                          /                  *******
            /                          /                 ***********
           /                          /                ***************
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
         /__________________________/               *********************
                                                    *********************
              Cow Stored as Binary
               Information.                              Cow Belle



                                              *       (__)       .
                                               \      (oo)       .'
                                             ...\------\/       '.
            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
            (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
     /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                    pissed off       pissed on           pissed


            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
            (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
     /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(

            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
     /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
   long grass          grass

            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                     drink            mistake          calf went away


            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-",",", \/      /-------\/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|",",",","     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |""""""2|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                 '\/'
                 (oo)       _________
         /------- \/       | \      /|
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
          |------|         |/______\_|
        --|------|---------|-------
       /---------------------------\
      /    __                       \\
    //    /  \          __            \\
  ///                  /  \              \\\

              Highland Cow


        ________   \
       |########|     \
       |########|        \
        --------\           \
          (__)  |              \
          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
           \/   |                 |                       |
         /+++\  o                 |                       |
        /+++++\                   |          ____         |
       ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
         / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
       ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                           \      |                       |
                              \   |                       |
      In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------




        (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^

        A well adjust(1)ed Cow


                 (__)
                 (oo)
           ^^    ^^
          /-------\/
         / |     ||
        *  ||----||

        An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow



           >ysP   -"JlAe B  x

        A compress(1)ed Cow


        awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

        An awk(1)ward Cow


        begin 644 cow
        M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
        ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
        end

        uuencoded cow


                  __
                _|__|_
                 (oo)
          /-------\/
         / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
        *  ||----|
           ^^    ^

         this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                        the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                        inform u that it too needs recreation and
                        has gone to play man-shoes !!



           ___________________________
        | |                (__)       \
        | |                (oo)        |
        | |         /-------\/          \____     Cow'ndom
        | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS
        | |       *  ||----||           /
        | |          ~~    ~~          |
        | |___________________________/




       /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
      |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
    |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_
    |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
    |                          |    |                                |    |
    +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----

                                    Cow-st liner



                            _-_
                (__)       [   ]
                (oo)       /-_-
                 \/-------/
                  ||     |
                  ||----||
                  ~~    ~~
            (__)                     *
            (oo)
     /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
    / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
   *  ||------+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
      ~~          ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||

                                                  _-_
                                                 [   ]      (__)
                                                  -_-\      (  )
                                                      \--------
                                                       |     ||
                                                       ||----||
                                                       ~~    ~~
                             Andrei Ag-cow-si




   (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
   (oo)                                                           (oo)
    \/_____________________________________________________________\/

                             Cowaxial Cable



            (__)                              (__)
           ( V V )                            (oo)
           (>O O<)                     /-------\/
           ( A A )                    / |     ||
     /-------\/                      *  ||----||
    / |     ||                          | \   | \
   *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
      ^^    ^^
  Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow



            (__)  /                                        _
            (oo) /                                        / \
            -\/-/                                        | + |
           /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|
          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
          |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /
          \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
           | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull



     |                                  ==================================
     |                                  =                                =
     |                                  =                  _____         =
     |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
     |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
     |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
     |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
     |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
     |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
     |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
     |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
     |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =
     |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =
     |           ## \--                 =               ||               =
     |            ##  |                 =               ||               =
     |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
     |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
                  ##                    =               ||               =
                  ##                    =                                =
                   ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
                    ##                  =                                =
                     ##                 =                                =
                      ##                ==================================
                       ##
                         ##
                           ##
                              ##

             Cow-sine wave


      Cow tipping:

      Step 1.              Step 2.
              (__)
              (--)
       /-------\/             O--------O_
      / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
     *  ||w---||            * O--------O
        ~~    ~~

                                                                   *
               (__)     ________                              *    *
               (oo) ====________|                         *    *
        /-------\/         /\
       / |     ||         /  \                     *
      *  ||----||        /    \
         ~~    ~~       /      \

                     A Cowsmologist


         \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
       /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
        |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
    *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
                \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
                                  *  ||----||
        Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
    (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)


                       (___)     ________
                 .____ (o o)    /        \                )
                /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
              /       || O      \________/
             /      / ||
            /      /  ||
           /_____/__, ||
   *------'---------' ~~
           Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye



                           _________________________
            (___)         / ...The President then   \
            (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
     /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
    / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
   *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
      ~~    ~~
                Bull-etin from the White House.


     ________________________________________________
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
        %%      %%                      %%      %%
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
   vicious beasts...

         _
        | \                                                       (___)
        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
        |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
        / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow

        Stelth Cow

                      *
        vv       vv  /
        ||____M__||/
        ||       ||                      (__)
      /\||_______||                      (xx)
     (Xx)                                 \/
     (--)
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
         Dead Cow
                                                                 (__)
                                                                 (oo)
                                                                  \/
                                                                  /\
        __/---\                                                  //\\
       <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
            (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
     /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
    / |     ||                         / --                       ||
   *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
      ^^    ^^
                                                         A Christmas Cow-el
   The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
   (Saddam Holstein)



            (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
     /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
    / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |--------|  M  | \
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                       |                      |
   Cow owned by
  Vincent Van Gogh                   Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows


    \\     //
     \\( )//                                     (__)
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
       \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
      /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
      |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
      \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
    //     \\                                |___|  |___|
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
      Cow11
                                                          _____
                                                         <_____>
                (  )                                      (==) |
                (oo)              __                /------\/- *
       /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
      / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                           ^^    ^^
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day


                                          /
         /\                              /
         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
      | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
      __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
        /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
       /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
       |^  ^|                 ||
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                              ==

   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow




   *                (__)
    \               (oo)        ________(__)_
     \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
     |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
      ||-----------||          |_____________|
      ^^           ^^
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator



                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
         /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                     COW-comitant


            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow



      _____________
     |             |
     | YALE     45 |
     |             |                  |
     |HARVARD   52 |                  |
     |_____________|                  |
                                ______|====\
                                \/\/\/     \\
                                 \/\/       \\
                                             \\
                                              \\
                  (__)   __                    \\
                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\
            *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
             \  /   __/~                         ||
              \/   /                             ||
               | _/                              ||
               | |                               ||
               ~ ~                             ------
             Hoosier
               Cow


          .                  .
          .                  .                  (__)
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                          ^^    ^^
  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts


                           (__)         (__)
                           (00)         (  )
           /----------------\/           \/---------------\
          /  |             |              |              | \
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                              SIDE VIEWS

                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   *                            |
                  ^^^                          ^^^
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW


                                         ^        (___)
                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
            "       /|                         \  / U   |
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
      |@@|           |                            |   //
       \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
        |         /                               \---/
        //`---\/||                                |/\ |
        ||      ||                                || ||
                                                  || ||
                                                  || ||
        Helicowpter

                                                 Cool Cow


                          (__)             (__) |
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
     /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers


         ((( ))))
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
    ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
        ( :  // ) )                         ~
          :   :                          /     \
          :   :      O                  / |   | \
          :   :                        (  |   |  )
          :   :                         \ \___/ /
          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
          :   : ----\/                  / || ||
          :   :    ::                   | () ()
          :   : ---::                   * || ||
       ------------^^                     VV VV
          Newton's Cow
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow




           __
         >(__)       This cow will make all those decisions for you by changing
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
   /-------\/
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
   MAGIC DECISION
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control

                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                      quickly!



                                        /~~\                 +
        ) (                             \__/                O O
        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
    *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
     \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
      \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
      ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
      ~~                              ========               \_o

     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II


                     ______                   ___________
                    : Oui? :                  :         :
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
          /-------\/
         / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum
        *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                                    the boundary conditions!"
         Belgian Cow


                   (__)

                   (oo)
            /-------\/
           / :     ::                      (/\)
          *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
      X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting
        Irakean Cow



                            ___()
           COW ------------|   o\
                           |     )O-------------- MOO
                      -----|____/  /
                      \           /
                       \         /                               (____)
                        \       /                                \(    )
                         \     /                                 |\(    )
                          \   /                                  \ \(    )
                           \ /                                    \ \(    )
                            X                                     |\ \(    )
                           / \                                    | \ \(    )
                          /   \                                      \ \(____)
                         /     \                                      \|_o_o_|
                        /       \                                       |   |
                       /         \                                      |   |
                      /    ___()  \
                      -----|   o\  \                                 cow chip
                           |     |O-------------- ~MOO
           BULL ---------- |____/

                   Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)




                      (       )                      (       )
                       \     /                        \     /
                        \___/                          \___/
                        (o o)                          (o o)
           /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
          / |           ||               / |           ||
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

                                __
              (__)             (  )                       (__)
              (oo)               /                        (oo)
        _______\/              /   \                _______\/
       /                     /       \             /|      |
      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated



               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
      /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
    * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                            ~~      ~~
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)


                              /\
                             /  \
                            /    \
                            |    |
                           / *  * \
                          /  ** *  \
                         /   * **   \                **
                        /    *  *    \             **  **
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
    .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
        .           /        *  *        \
            .       |                    |
         .         /         ****         \
     .            /          *             \         .       .
           .     /           ****           \      .          .
                /               *            \   .        .
               /             ****             \
               |                              |    .    .  .
               |             ****             |
               |             *  *             | .       .    .
               |             ****             | .      .       .
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .
               |------------------------------|      .        .
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
             / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .
          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
               !!!                          !!!

     The herd shot 'round the world.


                                          (_ _)
                                     ___  (o o)
             (__)                  _-   -_(   )
             (++)                /-        O O
         /____O/                / |       ||
        /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
       * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
         ~~  ~~
       This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr

                                                   _________(__)___
                                                  | -------------- |\
               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \
               (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \
        /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /
       / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/
      *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
         ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                              *
               cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                              / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                             / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                            ----------------------
                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                        oo( -0 )oo
            / ------------  \/
           /  |          |                            /|
          /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |
       > <    |||      |||                          /  |
              |||      |||                          |/ |
               ~~       ~~                           \ |
         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
    note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                               |  /     *  ||----||
                                               | /         ^^    ^^
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
       (_____)               /
       ( OO )_____________  /
       (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\
        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
          |    #########  |           |/------------/
          |  |__________| |
          || |         || |
          || |         || |
          [[Benutzer:Adw|Adw]] 12:30, 24. Aug. 2007 (CEST)         [[Benutzer:Adw|Adw]] 12:30, 24. Aug. 2007 (CEST)
                       Saddam moo-sein



                                            @
                         (__)    (__) _____/
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
            _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|///== *- *  * -
           /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                \__/                 \__/

                         Cow-mobile




                (())                      (())                    ||||
                (oo)                                              (oo)
          /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/
         /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |
        * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
          ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                    ^^    ^^
        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                           getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)


             /\
            /  \                 (__)                      __
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
      /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow



         o o                       - -

          O    Moo!!!!

     ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow





     Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                    ___
                  [___]                        ____|___|____
                  (o o)                       /        [__] \
      /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \
     / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \
    |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
    *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |
       ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
       ||         ||                        \_________________/
       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
       oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
    (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                             (it's a Cow-Price)
                                             (Classic of course)



                               \                              /
                                \                            /
           (__)                  \              (__)        /
      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
    //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
      Silly cow
    (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.



         ___                 __  __                            _
        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
      ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian


            (__)                                  (__)
                (oo)                              (oo)
     /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                    keyboard-cower


                               (  )
                               (oo)
                       /--------\/
                      / ||      ||
                     *  ||------||
                        ||      ||
             (  )       ||      ||
             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
     /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

                                    __                         (__)
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
             (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
      /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                           Cownt Dracula

                                                      \ ,_________________./ /
                (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \
               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
               \___/                                   *       |  |

              /  W \                                /          |  |
              !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
              !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
            Cow from                                          ^      ^
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath


          .
              .  .
              .  .   .    __                      __
                    .     ||______________________||
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                        / || |           (__)   | ||
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                      |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                  .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                      (\  |\-----------------------\
                  .    (\ || \_______________________\
                         \||  |                       |
                   .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                           \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                             \|                       |
                      .      (=========================)
                              |_||_|             |_||_|
                         .                                 \

                            .                                  \

                             Pompano Beach or bust!



                                                   ^^^
                                                 ^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ***********************************    \                  /
    ***********************************     \                /
    ***********************************      \              /
    ***********************************       \            /
                                               \   ^(__)  /
                                                \ / (@@) /
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |__|-^-
                                                   /   \   \__*
                                                   |    |
                                                   ^    ^



         -----------------------------------------------
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
         |---------------------------------------------|
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         -----------------------------------------------
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega




       ---------------------------------------------------------
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
       ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
       -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
          \          /       .  ^                     -       \
           `        ^                 `                `       `
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu



                                (__)
                                (OO)         __
                                 \/         |__|
                               //  \        |
                              // \   \      |
                        ^^    \// \   |
                              /-------------\
      -----------------------/    Panama     \
      ----------------------/       or        \
                           /       Bust!       \
             _____________/---------------------\_____________
            /                                                 \
           /                                                   \
           \                                                   /
            \_________________________________________________/
                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander



                 (__)                             *
                 (OO)                             |
                  \/                              |
                 //  \                          -----
                // \   \                       /     \
               ^^    \// \                    /       \
                    //     \                  |       |
                 --^^------  *               /         \
                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                   ||||||                  |       \     |
                   ||||||                 /         \     \
                   ||||||                |          /      |
                   ||||||               /___________\_______\
                   ||||||                    /
                   ||||||                 (_/)
                __||||||||__              (@@)
                | .,....,. |               \/
                | ...,.,.. |
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
              The Acowdemy Award

     ____________________________________________________________________
    |      ________________________________________________________      |
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
    |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
    |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
    |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|

                             Cownterfeit


 >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                   \                __|_**_|__
       >>>---->                                     \                | . . |
                                                     \ _______________\   /
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                   >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |
                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*|
                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\

                     The CALVelry COWard



                                          ____
                                          |  |             .      .
        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
        ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
        ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
       /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^
  Australian view of a
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"


                                 (__)                     (__)
                                 (oo)                     (oo)
          (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
    >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull



                                   (Big Mac)
               (_____)           _____________
                \0 0/           /             \
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
     / |          U |           \_____________/
    *  | /______  _ |
       || ||    || ||

        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs

                      Any questions??


      .
       \---)                   (__)                                      *
       |o o)                   ====                                     /
    (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
       //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
      // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
     ||  *   |                                       /
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
      Cowborg



                 *          *            *
                                                 *
          *            *        (__)       *
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                        _-      )\ '|
           *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                     / \ \--   \ \
                  *-' // /     > >
                       > >
                   /      /                      *
                 / /                      *
                         _ _ -- _ _
                        /           \                    *
             *         /      _ _ _  \
                      |      /      \|            *
                     |     |
                 *  |     |                 *               *
                    |     |
                     |     |                     *
                      |      \_ _ _ /|
                       \             /
             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                              ---


         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"

              (__)
              (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
      /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)
     * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
    >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
         |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal


                    _______\
                  -<|  CUD  \
                 /-<|_______/
            (__)//         /                      ((|))
            (oo)/                                 ($ $)
             \//                           /-------\_/ *
           /   |                          / |     ||__<i
       __ |    |                         *  ||----|
      *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^
           / |
          /  |                         New Kow on the Block
         ^   ^                        (note lighter in hoof)

     CUD missile launcher



                 ((----))
                 ((oooo))
          ///-----\\\///
        ///|||    |||
      *** ||||||---|||
          ^^^^^^    ^^^

    where milkshakes come from



   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
   |                  ___________   |                |                     |
   |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ |
   |            (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  (      )|
   |     /-------\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )|
   |    / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/-------\/ \ (      )|
   |   *  ||----|| \  /----------   |--||  \/------- | |     ||   \/------ |
   |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||----||            |
   |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |
   ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--

                                Cowmic Strip





                       |  \___________________________
                       |   ___________________________
                       |  /                       /
                       |  |                      /
                       |  |                     /
                       |  |            (__)    /
                       |  |            (oo)   /
                       |  |            _\/_  /
                       |  |           /   ==%
                       |  |          /   ==%
                       |  |     *---<_  / /
                       |  |          / /
                       |  |         / /
                       |  |        ~ ~
                       |  |
                       |  |       Moowgli
                       |  |
                      /    \


        (__)             .      . .  .               (---)
        \oo/             .   . ..   .        (-------(----)----(   )      *
        /;;\               .  .  . (__)      (       (    )   )(x x)_____/
    \__|    |__/         .  .  .   (oo)      \ OO---------OO-/   O \_/\/\/
       |%%%%|              //-------\/       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     /     \
       ~    ~             // | U M  ||       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     .      .
      ~      ~           **  ||----||
      grandcow is            ^^    ^^        Argyle cow about to be hit by
       sitting            Go Blue Cow        an armored personnel carrier


     (__
     (o    ======]
    -------   )
    |     || __0                    \\\||||///
    |     || () _____              = 00000000 =    <----- radioactive waste

  Cow after biology major           Cow after Physics Major
   is finished with it               is finished with it

                                                               |    |
                                                               |    |
                                                           (__)|    |
             (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |
             (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===< |
      /-------\/           *____-------\/                  |   |    |
     / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |
    *  ||----||             >='/-----//                  /\|___===< |
     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\

  Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                           (watch out!)





------------------------------------------------------------------------
 ---------------------------- Teil 4 -----------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------

              ...:::///  THE BARNYARD GALLERY  \\\\\:::...

             Part 4 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                   ________________________
          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
          (oo)   (   Baa! Oink! Who! Moo!   )
   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||             Edited by 
    ^^    ^^             
     Cow                

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

_______________________________________________________________________________

 __________________________________
/                                  \
| BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina  |
\________________________  ________/
                        | /
                        |/

                     /\___
          @@@@@@@@@@@  O  \
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @ @@@@@@@@@@@@           All Sheep Credit goes to 
         ||      ||                           (Nick Farina,University
         ~~      ~~                            of Southampton,England)
_______________________________________________________________________________


                      /\__  Sheeping sleep
           @@@@@@@@@@@  - \     ..er,I mean
         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/    Sleeping sheep
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
      @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@                                      /\_____
                                                             /   O   \
                                                            /         \
                                                  @@@@@@@@@@          /
                                  Concieted     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
                                    sheep.     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                               @ @@@@@@@@@@@
                                                  ||     ||
                                                  ~~     ~~
                                    ||    __
                                    |\\   ||
                                    ||\\  ||
                                    || \\ ||
                          /\__      ||  \\||
                @@@@@@@@@@  O \     ||___\||________________________
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/     ||\   ||                 .  ....\
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@         || \  ||              .    . . . \
                @@@@@@@@@           ||  \ ||                  .   .   \
           (     >>     >>          ||   \||            .       .   .  \
                 ~~    ~~             \   ||       _______________      \
        (                              \  ||______ |  HIGH JUMP  |_______\
                                        \ |||      \_____________/       |
      (         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@          \|||            ||              |
                                          |||____________||______________|
                                                         ||
           WOOLY JUMPER.                                 ||

                The starsheep enterprise....


                                                          (\___/)
                                                          ( O O )
                                             /@@\          \   /
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@            _________
             @@@                 @@@@@@@@                       _____/
              @@@               @@@@@@                       __/    .   .
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                        _/  .
          @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-(                     _/ .     .
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                          / .    .      .
                                                      _/.
                                                     /.     .
                                                    /.  .             .
                                                   /          .
                                                  /. .  .
                                                 / .        .


                  (\   /)
                  ( \_/ )                             (\_/)
         @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~|                    @@@@@@@@@@|===|
       @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/
      @ @@@@@@@@@@@                      @ @@@@@@@@@@
          ||     ||                          ||   ||
          ~~     ~~                          ~~   ~~
          VULCAN SHEEP.                       ROBOSHEEP



                   ~~          ~~
                   ||          ||
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    DEAD SHEEP.
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___
                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     \
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/
                                   \/

                                  ___________________
       ______________            |         ||        |
       |  ZORBA'S   |            |         ||        |
       |Greek       |            | #####________#### |
       | Takeaway.. |            | ####|    . ..|### |_               (((())))
 ############################    | #####|  . ..|#### |\\              (      )
                                 | #####|  . ..|#### | \\             ( O  O )
                                 |      |    ..|     |  \\          ___\ __ /__
                                 | ######|  ..|##### |   \\        /    \__/
                                 | ######|  ..|##### |    \\      /
                                 | ######\____/##### |     \\    / /|
                                 | ####### || ###### |      \\  / / | ZORBA'S
                                 |      '  || '      |       @@/ /  |
                                 |         || '      |       <@@/   |
                                 |\_________________/|         @@   |__________
                              ######################################|**********
                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
_______________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________________________________
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
          DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.




                              /\____
                             /  O   \
                         @@@@@@@@___/
                        @@@@@@@@@@         /  (
                       @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/)
                       @@@@@@@@@@@       O  |    |
                       @@@@@@@@@@@         @@@@@@@@
                       @@@@@@@@@@@       #############
        BAA - BER.      @@@@@@@@@       ###############
                          ||  ||        ###############
                          ~~  ~~        ###############
                       ##########        #############
                       #        #          |\     /|
                       #        #          ||\   /||
                       #        #          ~~ | | ~~
       ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________




                                        BAA - RT SIMPSON.
                           |\/\/\/\/|
                           |        |
                           | O    O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                            \      /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                             \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                              \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @
                                    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @
                                      | |             | |
                                      | |             | |

                  (\___/)
       @@@@@@@@@@@| O  O|
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     /
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\\\__/  Hic!
   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U          <--- Pissed BAA - stard.
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@        Hic!
      ||        ||    |@@@|
      ~~        ~~   C|   |
 ###################  \___/                       _____
 ###############################                _/  /  \_
                                              _/   /     \_
                                             /    /        \
                                             \_____________/
                                                 |O   O|
                                                 \     /
                                                @@\ - /@@
                                              /@@@@\_/@@@@\\
                                             /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \
                                            / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\
                                           / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\
                                           |______ @@@@@@@@@  \\
                                             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@
                                              @@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                              @@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                               @@@@@@@@@@@
                                                 || @  ||
                                                 ~~    ~~
                                          NAPOLEONIC SHEEP.

                      (\___/)
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O   O|
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     /
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\   /
           @@      @@   \_/
           @@      @@
           @@      @@
           @@      @@
           @@      @@  Baa Stool
           @@      @@
           @@      @@
           @@______@@
           @@______@@
           @@      @@
           @@      @@
           @@      @@



                          BAA - ROOOOOM!!!

                    __________________________
                   /  (\__/)    ===           \
             ___  /   |O  O|                   \  ___
            |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___|          .
                /________________________________\                .
                ||      \=======*=======/       ||             .    .
                ##################################           ...
 .... . .  ..   \____________|BAA 1|_____________/         . ....
     . . . ..   ####         -------          ####     ... .   . .
        . ..... ####                          ####  .. ... .. .


:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Now here come the OWLS.


     ___         v             v v              ___           ___
    <*,*>      <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>         <*,*>
    [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']        =^`-'^=
    -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-          " "
     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl   flying owl

    ___          ___           ___            ___          ___
   <+,+>        <@,@>         <*,*>          <-,->        <$,$>
   [`-']        [`-']         [`-']          [`-']        [`-']
   -"-"-        -"-"-         -"---          -"-"-        -"-"-
 drunk owl   owl junkie   one legged owl   shrewd owl   greedy owl
            _
   ___           ___               _|||_             /_\
  <#,#>                            <*,*>            <*,*>
  [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
  -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
 T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

      ___             ___         _____   _
     <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * *
     [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |                "owl"
     -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
 owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave   owl

      ___              ___
     <*,->            <*,*>
     [`-']            [`S']
     -"-"-            -"-"-
 confidential owl   super owl

------------------------------------------------------------------
 -------------------------- Teil 5 -------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------

        ...:::///  THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

             Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                   ___________________________
          (__)    /                           \      * OFFICIAL EDITION *
          (oo)   ( Remember when I was a calf? )
   /-------\/  --'\___________________________/     * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||             
    ^^    ^^             
     Cow                



=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

                     THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS

=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =

Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines.
So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes.  There may be a
surprise quiz sometime next week.


          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms

The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of Bull(s).

                               Sorry, but I couldn't resist,
                               Hawk,  Sesquipedalianite
                               and Head of Heffer Control.


                   (____)               (____)                         (____)
                   (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
        /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
       / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
      /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
     *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
         /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
    This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
     to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                          legs or eight


. . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!

          (__)
          (oo)      (_)
   /-------\/        V
  / |     ||        /G\
 *  ||----||     ___[B]___
    ^^    ^^     |       |

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the nominees for the best leading bull in a motion picture are:

       Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically
               acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"
       Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office block
               buster in "Cow Wars III:  Return of the Bovine"
       Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described
               as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine"
       Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in
               some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields
               where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture"
       George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver
               screen in "Hoofloose"
               and
       Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for
               the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine"

And the winner is . . .

Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"

I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

                            \
          (__)                (___)
          (oo)      (_)       (O O)
   /-------\/        V         \ /---------\
  / |     ||        /G\         O ||      | \
 *  ||----||     ___[B]___        ||-----||  *
    ^^    ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^



I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as a basis for this cow posting:




...and with its onboard floating point and dual I and D cache buffers, the CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!

   \                                                   \
    \                                                   \
     (__)          (__)                                 (__)
     (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
      \/            \/                                   \/
    /----\        /----\                               /----\
   /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
  ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
    |    |        |    | |C|                           |    |
    /----\        /----\ +-+                           /----\
   /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
  ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^






             MOO                  Oh, how boring it must
             /                    be to be a cow.
          (__)      (__)                 \                   (__)
          (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo)
   /-------\/        \/-------\          //  ||\ \            \/-------\
  / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \
 *  ||----||          ||----||  *  )  _          _    \        ||----||  *
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^

______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________





...So explain to me again how they were able to achieve zero weight states...

                \                           It's party time!
                 \                                    \
     (__)          (__)                                 (__)
     (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
      \/            \/                                   \/
    /----\        /----\                               /----\
   /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
  ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
    |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD]
    /----\        /----\ +-+                      [SIX]/----\[SIX]
   /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
  ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^





CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation, BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication.

                 /
                /     And we're just stupid cows.
          (__)                   /
          (oo)              (__)
   /-------\/               (oo)
  / |     ||                 \/-------\
 *  ||----||                  ||     | \
    ^^    ^^                  ||----||  *
                              ^^    ^^



Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds of milk on the shelves. Not just different brands, but different types, like Whole or Low-Fat. Well, I have decided to answer that question in full. Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk. Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from. In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different types of cows exist. Most people beleive that all cows look alike. Not so, as we are soon to find out.

                                          Stephen L. Schultz
                                          Head of Heifer Control
                                          Computer Science House
                                          Rochester Institute of Technology
                                          Rochester, New York  14623



         (__)                     (__)                    __)
         (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
  /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |  O  ||               * ||----||
*  ||----||                 ||    ||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.


         (__)
         (dd)                                          .
  /-------\/
 / |     ||                         U                      .
*  ||----||                     /---V                         .
   ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.


Warning: Two of the last three are crude.


                               (__)
                             __(oo)
         (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
         milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
  /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
 / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
*  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
   ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.


I warned you.


In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles. Japan was quick to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European countries. Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and Track" magazine.

Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been kidding her about the small size of this automobile. It is intended to needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to:

                rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam

If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to my collection of cows, please mail to:

                rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk


                      (__)                Stephen L. Schultz
                      (oo)                Head of Heifer Control
               /-------\/                 Computer Science House
              / |     ||                  Rochester Institute of Technology
             *  ||----||                  Rochester, New York  14623
                ^^    ^^


Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:


             (__)              (__)            (__)          (__)
             (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo)
  /-----------\/      /---------\/      /-------\/      /-----\/
 / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U
*  ||--------||     *  ||------||     *  ||----||     *  ||--||        /---V
   OO        OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O

  Full-Size Cow       Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo


These are some of the various models offered:


   __   (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)
  /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo)
 /    ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/
* |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U
  ||----||       ||--------||       ||--------||     * ||------||      /---V
  OO    OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O

Hatch-Back      Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate


Although some people like to customize their cows:


         (__)                                               \
         (oo)                                                \
  /-------\/                                  (__)            \__)
 / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo)
*  ||----||       / |   -_(oo)     /-----------\[]    /--------\/
  OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U
 O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||--------||    * ||------||(     \---V
  OOO    OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O

Beach-comber's    A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy      Yugo with
    Deluxe                     with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,       rear
                                                  cb radio, and        spoiler
                                               custom pin-striping


Then there are the luxury cows:


                                               (__)
                                               (oo)
  /---------------------------------------------\/
 / |                                           ||                 U
*  ||------------------------------------------||           /-----V
   OO                                          OO          * O----O
                     Stretch Limo                         Yugo Limo


And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:


     /------------------------------------------
    / |                                        |
   /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____)
  /   |                                        | ( O O )
 /    |                                        |  \   /
*     |________________________________________|___\ /
         OO  OO                         OO  OO      O         . .__.,,
                   The Eighteen Hoofer                    Yugo after being
                                                     run over by the 18 hoofer


Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the bulls in the pen. Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL. But not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor, Hugh Heifer.

                                               - Steve Schultz
                                                 Head of Heifer Control


Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes.

        \    /                       \    /
         \__/               (___)     \__/
         (oo)               (o o)     (oo)
  /-------\/        /---+----\ /       \/-------\
 / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \
*  ||----||       *  ||-+---||          ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^


Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.


         (__) O
         (o[o]|                       *     (__)
  /-------\/ v                       /      (oo)v
 / |     ||_/                        \-------\/ \
*  ||----|                     v____/      /   \/
   ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/

Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what?

Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some biographical data:

Name: Ingrid Age: 4 Occupation: Dairy producer Major Turn-ons: A well charged cattle prod Major Turn-offs: A stud pen with too many cows

                               and not enough bulls

Favorite TV Show: T.J. Hoofer Favorite Rock Group: George Thorocud Favorite Sexual Position: Up against the barbed wire Ambitions in Life: To be in heat during the running of the bulls

Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do ) I decided to draw a few cows. These cows are from the Corner Crew, so watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games.

                                               - Hawk
                       (_   _)
         (__)          (o   o)
         (oo)           \   /-------\
  /-------\/                ||     | \
 * ||----||                 ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split

         (__)          (__)        *
         (oo)          (oo)       /
  /-------\/            \/-------/
 / |     ||              ||     | o
*  ||----||              ||----||   ooo
   ::    ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo
Your team skates      Like a pile of . . .

(__) (__) (oo) (oo)

\/-------\            /-------\/
 \\     \ \          / /     //
  \\----\\ *        * //----//
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^

Shift to the left Shift to the right

   (__)
   (oo)
 /--\/--\               (__)
/ |    | \              (oo)

^ | | ^ ---\/----<

  /----\              | \-+-<
 /   \  \             |   |
^     *  ^         *__|__-+-<-<

Stand up Sit down

         (__)  *       (__)(__)
         (xx)   \      (@@)(oo)
  /-------\/ >---\------\/  \/-------\
 / |     ||      |     ||>---|     || \
*  ||----||      |-----||     |----||  *
   ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^

Fight, fight, fight!

\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /\ \ / /

---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---

(% %)(o o)(* *)(+ +)(- -)(# #)(x x)(@ @)

\ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /
 +    *    +    *    +    *    +    *
/ \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \

(. .)(' ')(^ ^)(° °)(v v)(: :)(% %)(~ ~)

---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
\ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \
---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---

(' ')(. .)(° °)(ö ö)(: :)(~ ~)(^ ^)(v v)

\ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /
 +    *    +    *    +    *    +    *
/ \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \

(o o)(| |)(# #)(- -)(+ +)(% %)(* *)(x x)

---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---

/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \/ / \ \

             Crazy Cowpet


 ______________
 | Hayakawa's |            (__)                 (__)                 (__)
 |    Cows    |            (oo)                 (oo)                 (oo)
 |            |     /-------\/           /-------\/           /-------\/
 |____________|    / |   1 ||   is not  / |   2 ||   is not  / |   3 ||
       ||         *  ||----||          *  ||----||          *  ||----||
       ||            ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
 ______||_______


============new COW file


3 uv cows      7 uv cows        9 uv cows
6 uv cows      4 uv cows        king uv cows

I win agen! MOOOOOO This game has only cows no uther suts?

Cowzey Ates

/===========================\ | moo $ o * 8| | moo  ? | | ] | \===========================/

+---+ +---+ +---+ +---+ |MOO| |MOO| | | |MOO| +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+

+---+ +---+ +---+ +---+ |MOO| |MOO| |Moo| |moO| +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+

+---+ +---+ +---------+ |MOO| |MOO| |MOOOOOOO!| +---+ +---+ +---------+

Cow-computer


          )__(    ________    
          (oo)   /        \         
   *-------\/ --|  Huh???  |                  
  / |     ||     \________/        
 /  ||----||                      
    vv    vv                      
   Kasai Cow 


           (__)    ____
           (00)   /    \
    /-------\/ --| enyo |
   / |     ||     \____/
  *  ||----||     
     ^^    ^^     
    Chris cow


           )__)    _______
           (0o)   /       \
    /-------\/ --| enyo??? |
   / |     ||     \_______/
  *  ||----||
     vv    ^^
    Karis cow


        )__)    ________
        (o )   /        \
 /-------\/ --| *shrugs* |
/ |     ||     \________/
* ||----||
  vv    ^^
  Neil Cow
         ) )     ______
        (**)   /        \
 /-------\/ --| *m00* |
/ |     ||     \________/
* ||----||
  vv    ^^
  Dead Cow


 (__)  (__)  (__)   
 (oo)  (oo)  (oo)
  \/    \/    \/           
                     
         |     
                     
   |     |       
                          
                      
         |
      |------|
      |------|  
     
 Cow Invaders